Bakery Terms

So at my job there are a few  things  that may seem odd to a person who doesn't spend their days there.. heres a couple of them:

BrEaD MuD : the awkward substance you get when bread crumbs are mixed with mop water in attempt to wash the floor. It is almost inevitable that this will be stuck to your pants and the bottom of your shoes by the time you leave the place. you cant leave it behind no matter how hard you try. Its pretty much just a very stinky "I work at the bakery" sign for anyone to see once you leave the building.

Co-WoRkErS: The people who you are initially paid to be with, but somehow become your best friends. Somehow scraping balls of dough off the bottom of tables creates an inseparable relationship between people. Everyone has some certain crazy traits, and they  occasionally rub off onto one another. No matter where you are in life, you cant leave these relationships behind. The random inside jokes you utter to strangers are pretty much just an unforgettable " I work at the bakery" sign for anyone to see once you leave the building.

I love my job.. thats a fact of life
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